OK, for all of you who dont know I AM A CHRSITIAN. even though i am a chirsitan, im not some hard core believer in the church and its principles, sometimes i think that their crazy and whole nine yards. And for some reason when some people find out that im a christian, they think that i can answer some questions about the curch and some of the issues that are going on, and i couldnt give two shits about it.

and heres some things that people keep bothering me about.

1. The DA VINCI CODE

I seriously dont care if Jesus got married and had kids. If he did, thats great; and if he didnt, whatever. he was still the son of God and thats all that matters to me. Because I READ THE BOOK and i can tell you without a doubt. that THIS BOOK SUCKS. its predictable and its not that great, so dont make a fuss about something that sucks. and besides its in the FICTION section which means THE WRITER MADE IT ALL UP.

2. The Passion "the so called great Jesus movie"

Ok, Jesus dies..........thats basically the plot of the movie. While i appreciate that he died and all........but this is nothing more than a torture movie using the Crucifixion as the back drop. Seriously, most of his lines were of him screaming. And I dont need to see the movie to know that being crucified hurts like hell.

3. whose God is better

personally, i dont give a rats ass if God is better than Allah. Both fiaths show their god as beacons of morality and principle. ITS DUMBSHITS like terrorists and all those religious zealots that go around trying to crush the other reilgion and convert people to their faith that make regular worshipers looks like assholes. Now i think that if im praying the wrong God and somebody else is praying to the right one, FINE its my choice let me go to hell, its My PROBLEM. Besides if you go rubbing your religion in someones face, you need to be punched in the face.

4. what happens when I die

i think that when i die my soul "or whatever" goes to heaven or hell, and i get to hang out with other people that died. I dont believe in reincarnation and that other stuff.

5. Only christians make it into heaven

Now I believe the real ticket to getting into heaven is DONT DO ANYTHING SERIOUSLY FUCKED UP. I dont think that I "bringing Jesus into my heart" will guarrantee me a ticket to heaven. All religions basically say "dont be a asshole, be nice and have compassion for all mankind and yadda yadda yadda" so if your a nice person you get into heaven. and if God only wants christian to make it in, I say God is a prick. Because i know a few jews and muslims and their good people.

6. Certain practices will get you into heaven.

I believe that if you show your devotion to your god in your own way they'll appreciate it. If you want to pray to a saint, fine, pray to that guy. If you want to get crucified thats ok,even though i think thats over doing it, but thats great. Every body has their own way to get intouch with their God and i think that we shouldnt mess with them as long they dont mess with us.


7. Science trying to disprove religion.

Now theres another word for religion and its "FAITH" now that means that if you have a religion you believe in it regardless of what other people think. Now if someone is trying to disprove it by using science or whatever, i think its completely reatrded to try and change someones beliefs just because the laws of physics say that the red sea cant be parted. Becuase i could care less if God didnt fit into the laws of science.

all right dont get me wrong, I LIKE Anime, its just that theres a few things that I've noticed that are in alot of animes. heres a list.

1. if there is heavy machinery (mechs, spaceships, jet fighters, etc.) little kids and teenagers will know how too operate it without a problem.

2. if a main character has a sword, that person will have godly skills and be able to kill hundreds of people without breaking a sweat.

3. if a main character has a gun, they will have the ability to shoot things with perfect marksmenship. no target will be safe no matter how far they are; they'll be shot from a mile away.

4. the mysterious with amnesia girl will hold the secret to destroying the world. also, they most likely be the most attractive girl of their school, town, or whatever.

5. most bad guys will have silver hair (I think this is a result of the existance of Sephiroth). or they will have crazy eyes or something and will always wear black.

6. teenagers and little kids will save the world, and for some reason junoir high/ high school kids will be accpepted into some secret military force, or something of the sort.

7. adult can never be trusted, adults are always the ones who create the plot to destroy the world, etc. and its up to the kids to stop them.

8. design wise.......men will look like women and women will look like pornstars.

9. characters will wear the same complicated costumes ....... no matter how ridiculous it looks.

10. main characters never have parents, they always die or they leave for whatever reason.

11. towards the end of the series the main character will gain some sort of skill that will give them ungodly powers.

12. there are no fat people, and even if there is some they are few and far between.

13. the main characters cant be injured permanently; knives can be shoved through their hands and they'll use them like nothing happened. they can get hit in the face with a rock but there will be nothing more than a bruise (and they go away quickly).

14. japanese people are always the good guys, and are always the nation leading the world against evil.

15. the skinnier you are, the stronger you are.........

16. sooner or later one of the girls will end up in a school girl unifom.

17. if the main character has parents their father will be one of the greatest warriors ever, and their mother will be extremely young (like; their mom looks like she had them when she was 9).

18. most animes will carry the theme "WAR IS BAD"; and the main characters will spout off the usual "why cant we all get along?" or something of the sort.

19. no matter how futuristic the setting is.........someone is going to carry around a sword.

20. children will be able to kick your ass.

another bunch of stupid questions that people keep asking me.

1. question: "Did you draw that?"
answer: "No, I've been sitting next to you drawing for the last half hour..."

2. question: "Can I have that drawing?"
answer: "NO, I made it its MINE, besides......I dont really know you."

3. question: "Do you wear contacts?"
answer: "......cant you see the glasses on my face?"

4. question: "Do you like anime?"
answer: " No, I just like to draw it."

5. question: "Will you draw me Inuyasha?"
answer: "Are you gonna give me money?"

okay, work has finally started on "Yakuza Sharp" a comic that me, , have been working on. So you I'll be making a majority of my posts on the comic's account for a while now.

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things ive learned after working in a fireworks booth

1. kids are retards: i must have dealt with at least 50 jr. high students try to pass themselves off as eight teen year olds, and they give the same lame excuses like: "i left my id at home" or ....no thats all those dumbasses can think of.

2. people love to come in last minute: for the love of all thats good, theres no sale before we close so come in earlier.

3. rich customers are bastards: they fuckin nearly run over a bunch of little kids and then they bitch about sales tax.

4. city officials arent clever: they have "undercover" people try to buy illegal fireworks from us, but we see them drive by in their little truck with a huge city logo printed on the side as they pull up.

5. fireworks booths have no air conditioning: its gets pretty damn hot in these things.