OK, for all of you who dont know I AM A CHRSITIAN. even though i am a chirsitan, im not some hard core believer in the church and its principles, sometimes i think that their crazy and whole nine yards. And for some reason when some people find out that im a christian, they think that i can answer some questions about the curch and some of the issues that are going on, and i couldnt give two shits about it.

and heres some things that people keep bothering me about.

1. The DA VINCI CODE

I seriously dont care if Jesus got married and had kids. If he did, thats great; and if he didnt, whatever. he was still the son of God and thats all that matters to me. Because I READ THE BOOK and i can tell you without a doubt. that THIS BOOK SUCKS. its predictable and its not that great, so dont make a fuss about something that sucks. and besides its in the FICTION section which means THE WRITER MADE IT ALL UP.

2. The Passion "the so called great Jesus movie"

Ok, Jesus dies..........thats basically the plot of the movie. While i appreciate that he died and all........but this is nothing more than a torture movie using the Crucifixion as the back drop. Seriously, most of his lines were of him screaming. And I dont need to see the movie to know that being crucified hurts like hell.

3. whose God is better

personally, i dont give a rats ass if God is better than Allah. Both fiaths show their god as beacons of morality and principle. ITS DUMBSHITS like terrorists and all those religious zealots that go around trying to crush the other reilgion and convert people to their faith that make regular worshipers looks like assholes. Now i think that if im praying the wrong God and somebody else is praying to the right one, FINE its my choice let me go to hell, its My PROBLEM. Besides if you go rubbing your religion in someones face, you need to be punched in the face.

4. what happens when I die

i think that when i die my soul "or whatever" goes to heaven or hell, and i get to hang out with other people that died. I dont believe in reincarnation and that other stuff.

5. Only christians make it into heaven

Now I believe the real ticket to getting into heaven is DONT DO ANYTHING SERIOUSLY FUCKED UP. I dont think that I "bringing Jesus into my heart" will guarrantee me a ticket to heaven. All religions basically say "dont be a asshole, be nice and have compassion for all mankind and yadda yadda yadda" so if your a nice person you get into heaven. and if God only wants christian to make it in, I say God is a prick. Because i know a few jews and muslims and their good people.

6. Certain practices will get you into heaven.

I believe that if you show your devotion to your god in your own way they'll appreciate it. If you want to pray to a saint, fine, pray to that guy. If you want to get crucified thats ok,even though i think thats over doing it, but thats great. Every body has their own way to get intouch with their God and i think that we shouldnt mess with them as long they dont mess with us.


7. Science trying to disprove religion.

Now theres another word for religion and its "FAITH" now that means that if you have a religion you believe in it regardless of what other people think. Now if someone is trying to disprove it by using science or whatever, i think its completely reatrded to try and change someones beliefs just because the laws of physics say that the red sea cant be parted. Becuase i could care less if God didnt fit into the laws of science.